Madonna name change?

Is this the ultimate accolade to bestow upon a celebrity or the actions of two completely barking mad, fame seeking, numbskull's from up north?

I know Madonna is a huge star and as such has a vast number of fans that will do almost anything for her. I give you my old mate David as a classic example, he is such a devoted Madonna fan, he's waited outside her London and New York homes, preying for a glimpse of lady M, he's been to pretty much all her concerts, got the book, the T'shirt, the albums, the singles, he's even got the pencil case, he is, you could argue, one of her biggest fans. However, even he hasn't gone as far as a pair of twins from up in Leeds have to show their love for Madge.

These girls have, for some bizarre reason changed their names to include references to Madge hit's! Nope, I'm not making this up, I couldn't even if I tried! Get this, Lianne and Emma Dawson from Leeds are now legally known as Lianne Madonna Vogue On The Cover Of A Magazine McHale Dawson and Emma Madonna Confessions On A Dance Floor McHale Dawson.

There must be something in the water up there in Leeds, for Emma and Lianne are not the only ones to go bonkers over Madonna. A friend Gemma Mitchell, got in in the name changing thing and is now known as Gemma Madonna True Blue Strike A Pose Carroll McHale Dawson Me Me Mitchell.

Jamie Jackson the Chief executive of Legal Deed Service said: "We are always getting hilarious name changes, but we have never had three Madonna fanatics contact us with such crazy names. I am sure that the lady herself would be flattered!"

Would she? What would Madonna think if she found out that three Leeds Lasses had gone to the bother of doing it all legal like and changed their names for Madonna style Monika's? Would she be impressed, for the girls sakes I hope some!

"We absolutely love Madonna. Our mum is not surprised that me and Lianne have decided to change our names by deed poll, but we haven't told our Nan yet." Emma said and added, "Our friend Gemma decided that she would pay for us both to have our names changed, but she loved the idea so much she decided to change her name too."

What would your pop star name be, if you could change your name, in any way, shape or form to be a tribute to your favorite pop star?

Jason Pet Run With The Dogs Shop Shaw Boys a GoGo Mc Shawww?

Matthew Death Cab I got my knuckles bruised by a lady in black Bellameat?

Your turn....

In other news, I hear all the way from KL Malaysia that last week a 30 year old secretary bite off more than she could chew with her boss! Yep, the woman was performing the sex act when the car, she and her boss were in, was hit by a reversing van. The impact of the van caused this woman to bite off her her bosses joystick. And, just to make matters worse, the woman's husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful. He saw the whole thing happen and even called the ambulance to take the poor guy to hospital! She followed sometime later, no wonder if she'll get a good appraisal at work now, I can see the wording now "Touch typing could be improved, but terrific over bite and tremendous jaw action"

Ok, that's ya lot for today, be good to yourself and each other and remember, don't talk with your mouth full!